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THIS STORY GOES OUT TO KLEMEN702. MAY HE KEEP ON KILLING.
One day, Takeshi, before he got married to Dirk, decided to go on a killing spree. He found the Silly Sausage and tied him to a rope. Takeshi took out his ninja star and made large circular gashes around the Silly Sausage's head. Takeshi then gently put his fingers under the Sausage's skin, where he made the cuts. Sausage grease was oozing out of the wounds. Violently, and with a sharp yank, Takeshi pulled the skin off of Silly Sausage. Silly Sausage laid there in a fetal position. Silly Sausage managed to pull his head up and look into Takeshi's eyes, even with all of the grease running down his face. A look of desperation. After 5 seconds, his head dropped to the ground, lifeless.