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How stealthy can I possibly be? A parody song of "How Bad Can I be?" from The Lorax.

Written by Frostyflytrap and Takeshi64 . Idea by Random story-keeper


How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I'm just doing what's ninja-y

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I'm just swinging to my destiny.

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I'm just doing what's ninja-y

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? How invisible can I possibly be?

There's a philosophy for ninjas. (philosophy for ninjas)

That almost every ninja knows.

It's called hiding from swat units (hiding from swat units)

And this is how it goes:

The ninja that's best's gotta infiltrate

And throw his ninja stars

And the ninja that doesn't

Well, the ninja that doesn't winds up a cyborg lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch! (munch munch munch munch munch) *shows Maxwell Merlock*

I'm just saying

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I'm just doing what's ninja-y

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I'm just swinging to my destiny.

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I'm just doing what's ninja-y

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? How invisible can I possibly be?

There's a principle with ninjas (principle with ninjas)

That every ninja knows is stealth

It says if you avoid detection (if you avoid detection)

You can keep all of your health.

So I'm exploring the facility, I'm exploring the factory, I'm getting to the top of the base.

Everybody out there, take care - avoid the mines

And me? I'll just shoot the Mines, mines, mines, mines, mines. (hack that green mine)

Let me hear you say Dr. Boshi's a joke (Boshi's a joke)

Akuma's a flop (Akuma's a flop)

Report all you saw, I'm never ever, ever, ever gonna stop. *Shows a clone scientist setting off the alarm on takeshi*

Come on how invisible can I possibly be?

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I'm just making someone else angry. *Shows an angry Akuma*

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? Just look at me chasin' Dr. Boshi.

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? I think this song is a parody.

How stealthy, stealthy can I be? How invisible can I possibly be? Let's see. *shows him invisible and a Samorai doesn't see him*

(How stealthy, stealthy can I be?) Simian Units are just flying.

(How stealthy, stealthy can I be?) And the mines are multiplying.

(How stealthy, stealthy can I be?) And clone scientists are lying!

(How stealthy, stealthy can I be?) But I won't give up trying!

(How stealthy, stealthy can I be?) Who cares if a few units are are dying?

(How stealthy, stealthy can I be?) This is just too gratifying!

How stealthy?!

How stealthy can I possibly be!?

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